Farts

I have been sitting here farting and realized that today they stink. Yesterday they didn't, but they were definitely a presence in my life. It makes me wonder if I was just congested yesterday, and those people I sat next to in church were really disgusted. I don't know them, but they didn't seem to have any reaction to my flatulence. It was all silent, by the way. I almost never make noise when I fart. I'm not sure why. I was commenting on this the other night at work, much to my co-workers' delight, and said "Sometimes I wonder why I don't make noise. What if there is something wrong with me? What if my anal sphincter isn't tight enough? I guess it really doesn't matter. I don't even know why I worry about it. I guess I'm just anal." hahahahahahahaaa!!! I love puns. Especially ones that come out of nowhere. The reason I am concerned about my farts at present is that I had a similar experience on a plane ride. I was going back home to MD for something. I think it was Christmas, and I was with my sister and my brother. The plane was extremely full, and I was getting over a cold and I had gas. As the majority of my farts are silent, I happily let them out during the five hour long flight. I wasn't smelling anything noxious, or noticing anyone around me grimacing. It was only later that my brother (who sat in the same row) said something about the "awful farts" someone had been releasing. AAAAAh!!! I really thought I could've smelled enough to smell them. Especially if they were that bad. Not so.